Dadinating the Country Side

The Trials and Tribulations of Living the Dream

Empowering Resources for Difficult Conversations.

It was story time.

“Dad, why are the photos ripped?” I’m part way through reading a book to my son that’s explaining a pretty complex issue, and I was choking up a bit. I found myself hoping like hell this story was going to resolve and be okay. It was a lovely story. It was an important story.

We were reading Even Mummy Cries by Naomi Hunter, a book from Empowering Resources. The series brings up hard stuff to discuss with your children. Stories of difference, stories of struggle and stories of secrets. Stories that brought tears to my eyes, but stories that we need to share.

Immediately I thought of The Mamanator. That amazing women that I have loved for longer than I remember, who brought my children into the world and who nurtures and nourishes them mind, body and soul. I thought of her because she has depression.

Yes; Even the Mamanator cries.


But the conversation with your kids isn’t that simple:
“Mum has depression, but it’s not your fault.” doesn’t really resonate with a 5-year-old and a 3-year-old without explaining the illness.

It’s an uneasy topic because, as much as I know about it, about how it’s chemicals in the brain, how its episodic and how it’s just the way she was born, a little voice inside me always whispers “Yeah, but we all know it is really you’re fault”, “You can’t make her happy!” or “YOU MUST FIX THIS!!!! WHY CAN’T YOU FIX THIS!!!!?!?!”.

And that’s my 36 year old brain struggling to process the reality of depression.

So I look at my children, and we read the story instead and we look at the pictures, because we’ve always used stories to explain things to them, haven’t we? We use stories to explain where we come from, how to behave, why there’s a mountain over there. So this is a story that tries to explain that even mummy cries, and that’s okay.

In some ways I hated that the kids asked questions in the sad bits of the book, when “Mummy’s Sadness Explodes and she cries”, or “When we are scared of always being too small…”. That’s when my kids asked questions, where we paused and talked. Part of me just wanted to skip ahead, to show the kids that mummy gets better and that everything is okay, but the more I think about it the more I realised that’s not the purpose of the book, and that’s not how it works in real life either.

These darker times can’t be rushed, glossed over or skipped. You can’t just turn a few pages in your life and get to the good bits sooner. These times have to be lived through, acknowledged and accepted before we can move on, just like in Even Mummy Cries.

Parents aren’t invincible. We don’t get superpowers when our kids arrive, we remain flawed and we struggle with the same demons we always have, even after little ones arrive and bring so much light into our eyes. It’s so important that we find ways to let our kids know that we are human and imperfect; and that we still love them even though we get sad, angry or tired.

I’ll leave you with this: It is a recording of me reading it to the kids. In spite of the comical set up, the fidgety kids and the general farnarkling we do get around to reading the book, and you’ll see where my son asks some tough questions. If you look closely you might even see a tear in my eye because, like I told my son, even daddy cries sometimes, too.

Even Mummy Cries is a great way to start difficult conversations with your children, thanks Empowering Resources for sending it through.


It’s been a while…..

My son is swinging from the monkey bars, trying to skip bars because that’s important for him. He’s counting in Chinese to himself.

He drops off before he runs up to tell me that he thinks that the Clone Troopers from Star Wars probably became Storm Troopers.

A Lego model of the Saturn Rockets. The ones that went to the moon….

Tonight he asked “What’s light made of?.
“Photons” I replied, hoping he wouldn’t go too much deeper.
“What do they look like?”
“A wave packet. They’re super small.”
“Kind of like a squid vampire?”
“Yeah. sure son”.

The questions are coming in earnest.

“Dad, what’s ridiculous mean?”
“Dad, how far away are the stars?”
“Dad what’s that word say?”
“Dad, can I have your phone when you die?”*

Our son’s brain is expanding its horizons by fathoms every day. He’s 5 and a term into his school life. The other night I felt the urge to remind him that we used to bathe him in the basin.

“Dad, what’s a basin”
“This is” I replied as I pointed to the basin in the bathroom.
“Oh, you mean the sink?”
“Yes, a basin is a fancy sink”.

I think he bought that explanation. I may have talked about the laundry and kitchen sink and how they were made of metal and more square, while the rounded bathroom basin was ceramic.

He didn’t ask what ceramic was….

Jamming on dad’s trombone because, why not?

Change seems to have gained pace in the past 9 weeks .He is exhausted, often reluctant to share his day and always asking a million questions a minute. He’s sharing some of his knowledge of Chinese. He’s practising his violin each day. He’s reading to me. ACTUALLY READING.

He’s got little obsessions. Star Wars is one. Transformers is another. These are all fields in which I have some limited expertise, so we can chat about Optimus Prime and Luke Skywalker easily.

Then he’ll ask me about Gilgamesh. He’s into Ancient Mesopotamia, you see, entirely because of this song (be warned, it’s an earworm)

Of course he couldn’t choose Ancient Rome or Greece, the ones that his dad knows about. He had to go with Mesopotamia…. Ah well, I’m sure I’ve got a few years to read up on them properly….

In the meantime I can but bask in the glory of this child. Banking fond and funny memories of him to relay to him when he’s older and will probably not want to ask me so many questions.

Has anyone in your family transitioned into school this year? How are they travelling? And how are you travelling?

*Yes he did ask this over breakfast. I said he could, he was happy enough with that answer.

2016 a year of Last Times. Maybe.

I had 3 main things on my mind:

  • I was making sure I maintained my centre of gravity while I had a 5-year-old climbing my left arm, coiling his legs around me, and my 3-year-old was dangling from my right arm.
  • I was going over a menu asking myself which kid wanted a wrap, which a burger and trying to remember what sauce The Lass likes with her chips (I went with Sweet and Sour).
  • I was hoping that The Mamanator would be back with my credit card before I got to the front of the queue – she was waiting at another take-out place while I queued up with the kids.

We were at “The Calder” – the service station near Calder Park on the Calder Freeway – the scene of much Caldernation. It was a pit stop as we drove into Melbourne for New Years Even 2016. The year was coming to a close, and I was being climbed like a monkey bar. Again.

I had a range of amused/sympathetic looks from bystanders as I continued to provide a literal platform for my children. Somehow neither of them ended up on my shoulders, surprising considering  past history. But this was just all part of waiting in line with children. If they’re climbing me at least I know where they are.

There was actually a fourth thing on my mind too. It was New Years Eve, and The Mamanator and I were going to a “grown-up” party for the first time in 5 years. With 2016 behind us we’d crossed a magic threshold. The kids were old enough to be left with my mother for a whole night. We were going to drink and stay up to midnight while they were in her reliable care, and then we were going to have a late cafe breakfast with old friends. This was something we hadn’t done in a long time, and it felt good.

My kids basic response to 2016….

But there’s a lot of other thresholds we’ve crossed in 2016, and some of them have left us feeling that mixture of pride and grief that most parents get watching their kids grow and move on from things. I don’t know what it is about this year, but our lives and our children seem to have hit some kind of accelerator pedal, and we’re all having to adjust.

Our kids can manage a night with Yia Yia. We can no longer say, definitively, that they absolutely need us to fall asleep. Of course most nights I sing them to sleep, and am then a source of solace to my son who sneaks into our bed sometime between 11 and 2 each night. But one day, I don’t know when, will be the last time he does that. I get a feeling it may be soon.

There’s been some “lasts” this year that we saw coming, like finishing Kindergarten. That’s a set date, you know the last day your child will go to kinder. But there’s a bunch of other lasts that seem to have come in quick succession recently, the kids just hit fast forward a bit again.

There’s one in particular….

He likes them….


After Christmas we bought a set of bunks for the kids. They’re in them now, The Lad on top and The Lass bellow. When we were explaining the bunks to the pair of kids The Lass was convinced there would be four levels, ad that we’d all sleep in the bunks together. She’d be on the bottom, then mum, then me and then her brother at the top. It is a funny (and disturbing) mental image.

But we picked them up last Thursday while the kids were in care, set them up and now they sleep in them. In the process we took out the cot bed which we bought for 20 bucks off Ebay for The Lad when he was small. That cot has seen a lot of action with us, and now it’s sitting under the carport outside. Our smallest child is in a single bed. We no longer have need for a cot, and in all likelihood never will. Our last day of using a cot was December 28th 2016.


That cot represents another last in our lives. The last time we have a baby in the house. Probably, anyway. We’ve drawn the line at 2, because pregnancy is a nightmare for The Mamanator. When The Lass outgrows something there are no more hand-me-downees to receive them in this house.

As I was writing this my son got up to go to the bathroom. He’s next to me now on the couch because he doesn’t like sleeping alone. He gets to sleep alright these days, but he gets up and some point and crawls in with us every night. A night, possibly a night soon, will come the last night he does that. He’ll grow out of it.

You never know when a day might be the last day of something. But without last days you can’t have first days, so I suppose it balances out.

The Lass and her first Lego Mutant Monstrosity! (10 heads). NB Duplo appears to be on the way out with my kids too….

What he does.

I was driving home after my son’s swimming lesson, and I wasn’t happy. The lesson hadn’t gone well. He’d kidded around, acted unsafely and hadn’t listened to the teacher. He was a smart-arse and was unrepentant. I had told him not to worry and that he’d do better next week. I had asked him how he was, wondering if he was tired or if something was wrong. I was calm. I was breathing. I was doing it all right. “How do you think you did this week?”.

But before long, I was criticising him, telling him how he should do better at swimming, that he had gone backwards, that he was acting like a baby.  It got more heated as he started answering back, declaring that he knew how to swim because he was 5. I threatened to withdraw treats until he picked up his game. The argument spiralled and my blood boiled.

I felt the words form in my head. I felt part of my head say “Oh god, don’t say that”. Words only travel one way, there’s no reverse. But a second later out it came:

“Well, if you keep doing that you’ll drown. Then you’ll be dead and you’ll never be 6”.

This guy.

Yep. Told him to listen to me or he’d die. And even now I can’t get the image of it out of my head, even though it’s 2 weeks later. I just wanted him to shut up. I thought I could scare or hurt him into stopping. And it worked. And the croaky “Sorry, I shouldn’t have said that” afterwards didn’t take the words back.

He’s impulsive, stubborn and defiant.  He pushes boundaries, answers back and is even moodier than me.

That’s what he does. He’s 5.

But that’s not all he does.

Up they go.....

Up they go…..

We were going out geocaching. The actual geocaching part often a secondary consideration during our outings… My son found a “mountain”. It was a rock pile, leftovers from the Red White and Blue mine near a very small town called Muckleford. He climbed it. He did it without my help, at his own insistence, and he stood tall at the top and declared that he’d climbed it. “I’d never climbed that mountain before, dad. Have you?”. “No, I haven’t…”

He’s climbing mountains.

That’s what he does. He’s 5.

Waiting for another first.

Yesterday we were out, and the children were on a playground. The Lass, was stuck up a slide and had lost the confidence to come down. She was crying and we couldn’t get up to her, the playground was not designed for adults to ascend. Calm as anything, The Lad called out to her and told her not to worry. He went up and helped her calm down, then he helped her come down the slide. They played together beautifully, as his little sister found she could climb and slide like her big brother. He’d showed her how.

There was another younger kid on the same playground that day. The Lad helped him join in and looked after him. The small one’s mum said thanks to him for taking care of her son, and she said thanks to us too, although we don’t think we deserved any credit. Our boy is just a caring and tender soul.

That’s what he does. He’s 5.

But that’s not all he does.


He’s trying to make sense of time at the moment. “Dad, when I was 3 how old were you?”. “When I’m 40, how old will you be?”. He wants to know when he’s big enough to do things, play computer games, trick or treat, ride a bike… He wants to know when he’ll be a man. When he’ll be older than me (and yes I’ve explained that won’t happen, still asks though) and what school will be like.

He is so excited and optimistic about the future. About our life together and about all the things he’s going to do in the world.

That’s what he does. He’s 5.

But that’s not all he does.


My children weren’t sleeping. They weren’t listening and they were back-chatting. I’d asked them stop, told them it was time for bead, put them in bed and started singing to them in my famous soothing dad voice. But they were kicking bed sheets around. I felt it rising, again. I had read stories (3 of them). I’d let them cuddle me and soothed them as best I could. And it was getting me nowhere.

“Kid’s, daddy’s starting to feel frustrated, can you please lie down?”
Both kids kicked off their blankets, and The Lad started laughing at me. I took a breath.
“Okay, daddy needs to step out for a couple of minutes and cool off.”

I hadn’t planned to do that, or say that. I mean what kind of dad can’t hack putting his kids to sleep. Well, tonight that dad was this guy. So I stepped out. Took 2 minutes, went back in and at least got one of the kids to sleep. Okay, the other one wanted mum, but still there was no yelling, no grumbling and no saying of words I couldn’t take back.

He’d pushed me to the limit, and forced me to deal with it. He’d made me grow up and made me a better man.

That’s what he does. He’s 5. And his sister helps too.


He’s 10cm taller than he was 10 months ago. At his age average growth (according to our family doctor) is 5cm a year. He is growing up and up. But it’s not just his height that’s increasing, it’s his depth. New ideas, new concepts and new perspectives are filling that brain of his. He’s getting bigger and bigger. His body, his mind and his soul.

That’s what he does. He’s 5.

And I’d better get used to it, because I don’t think he’s going to get any smaller any time soon.

Weight Loss, Body Image and Me.

There’s an upside.


A larger me…

“Have you lost weight?”
If I was in a cheap romance novel I’m sure there’d be mention of coy blushing in delight at this question. I grin demurely to myself, cast my glance down to the ground and nod silently.
Actually I respond with a gruff and manly:
“Yeah I have shed a bit this year”.
“Well, good for you, Seamus”
And on the inside I am beaming at myself.

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